Life Long Harborite basking. Notice he has his water shoes stuffed in his bathing suit to provide flotation, which he is otherwise unable to maintain.

ROW Membership

Membership is open to all who consider they have attained a sufficient level of reprobation. If you've forsaken Calvinism you're on your way. It's entirely up to you.

At ROW our motto is: Let someone else row, I'm too busy.

Our friend, Yuniel, who enjoys our reprobations, one day brought over a bag of coconuts and commenced to carving them to access the coconut water inside. His first cut was to slice off the bottom so the coconut would set neatly on the table. Life Long Harborite particularly enjoyed the coconut "milk" with his rum.

Our Mission

To render the pursuit of reprobation to one purpose, it is the eradication of Calvinism, both in our persons as well as society at large.

Being so busy pursuing our personal reprobations, though, we never get around to dealing with the Calvinism of society at large.

Likewise we haven't got around to producing membership cards, maintaining a membership roster, holding elections, or having conventions. And if you expect a newsletter, you'll have to write it yourself.

We at ROW promote the practice of safe reprobation; and when you're in the water pursuing reprobation, the floating cup holder frees up both hands for use in catching yourself when you fall.